The fat pink curse rides again aka why does every show we like suffer a sophomore slump? We chat a bit about Empire, The Flash, and HTGAWM before diving into the latest Sleepy Hollow episode. Crane has two awkward dates that we could’ve been spared and a Caribbean lady wrecks havoc on the Hollow (likely because of the lack of good roti). Plus, Grace Dixon is back and delightful as usual.
Sleepy Hollow’s showrunners continue to misunderstand their fanbase. We go IN on this blatant crossover episode so prepare yourselves for some critical tea. We also chat about why the show seems determined to render Abbie sexless–despite her very obvious attractiveness–and why the show’s historical fiction doesn’t really push boundaries.
Crane continues to test Abbie’s patience (and ours) by regressing as a character. Pandora remains a flawless thorn in the witness’ side by conjuring up a ghastly creature that makes us glad that we no longer have baby teeth to lose. Jenny and Abbie get a little development and battle someone else’s childhood demons for a change. And we bid our time until Betsy rides off into the sunset in the arms of another.
We’re also joined by special guest melinapendulum!
A sexist raven flies through our window and drops us a Sexy Betsy gossip bomb. M and J attempt to stop talking about Hamilton for a whole 2 minutes. We wonder if Ichabod will end up chained in Miss Cornith’s basement. And of course, we imagine that at some point Abbie will be told to stop bringing her boyfriend to FBI crime scenes.
Bones x Sleepy Hollow – The Resurrection in the Remains/Dead Men Tell No TalesWait, there’s a Sleepy Hollow/Bones crossover, what crossover? We’ll also have a special guest filling in for M while she’s off traveling in a far away land.
Fat Pink Cast goes to New York Comic Con and finds themselves wondering why Sleepy Hollow’s PR team can’t get it together. We also lament the creation of sexy Betsy and wish she were more like the Schuyler sisters instead of a Kate Beaton parody. And last, but not least…we question why every lady within 20 miles is after Ichabod’s Bedfordshire Clanger.
In a surprising twist of fate, Sleepy Hollow is back with a solid season 3 premiere, as is Sleepy Pink Cast! Join as we discuss Beck–er Betsy Ross and her new found skill set, Abbie and Ichabod’s brand new haircuts, and our fresh hopes and dreams for season 3.
Sleepy Pink Cast – Whispers in the Dark We ask all the important questions such as, why are there dementors in Sleepy Hollow?
What is dead may never die, but sometimes GarageBand eats your podcast about the gratuitous rape scene and you skip an episode. This episode is negatory on the fat pink mast, but have some boob activated poison and thirsty Daario for your troubles. Meanwhile, old people talk about how old they are and Cersei gets put away. Marinate in the fall out as we discuss episode 7, of Season 5 of Game of Thrones, where the night is dark and full of dudebros.
Kill the cliche, and let the man be born. We play crabs in a bucket and wonder about book Daario’s man drapes. Also, Outlander quickly disintegrates from awesome lady tag team travel to a whole lotta boogie woogie.
Thronelander – Mega Edition! We recap Unbent Unbowed Unbroken, Hardhome, the Outlander two part finale, and talk about BookCon!