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Kill the cliche, and let the man be born! Stay tuned as we play crabs in a bucket thanks to some Nymeria-related news, because hey, when you consider making a character black, it’s just as good as actually casting a black actress in the role. Of course this logic works perfectly in the Game of Thrones universe where you don’t have to remove your clothes, but you’re going to choose to anyway because boobs. Speaking of removing clothing, hey Daario, do the curtains match the draps?

Also, Outlander goes full Ringling Brothers Circus at 57 minutes!

Here’s what you missed last time around:
THRONELANDER – Sons of the Harpy (GOT 5.04) and The Watch (OUT 1.13)

Next Time:

THRONELANDER – Unbowed Unbent Unbroken (GOT 5.06) and Wentworth Prison (OUT 1.15)

As always, you can always catch us on our tumblr or on itunes under FatPinkCast!

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Hello, it’s called Sunspear.   Welcome to the show’s version of Dorne where all anyone likes to do is fight, fornicate, and come up with bad plans while sporting nipples on a breastplate.    Speaking of nipples, Melisandre’s got some and she’s gonna waggle them in Jon Snow’s face.   Meanwhile, D&D continue to keep Loras a gay caricature. Oh, and it turns out Rhaegar was one of those guys…

Following Game of Thrones, we recap Outlander at the 1:00 hour mark!   Watch while Jamie unconvincingly lies that he is own cousin and Claire makes babies happen–for others.

Here’s what you missed last time around:
THRONELANDER – High Sparrow (GOT 5.03) and Lallybroch (OUT 1.12)

Still hasn’t been released yet due to technical difficulties, bear with us!

Next Time:

THRONELANDER – Kill the Boy (GOT 5.05) and The Search (OUT 1.14)

As always, you can always catch us on our tumblr or on itunes under FatPinkCast!

All right friends, Game of Thrones returns with more man-butt than ever previously featured, and Fat Pink Cast chimes in with a dual review of the first episode of the show and the next episode of Outlander!

On Game of Thrones we debate your dying questions like where all the poop goes, how long it took Dany to give the dragons names, and how joining a cult can do wonders for your hair.

But wait, there’s more! Stick around for our review/recap of Outlander where we compare and contrast Jaime Fraser vs. Jon Snow’s kitty kissin’ play.

Here’s what you missed last time around:

Outlander- The Reckoning
Join as we jerk our knees and parse that scene that didn’t have to exist, you know the one.

What’s next:

THRONELANDER – The House of Black and White (GOT 5.02) and The Devil’s Mark (OUT 1.11)

As always, you can always catch us on our tumblr or on itunes under FatPinkCast!

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FPC is back (a little bit late, just like spring)!

We’ll be doing  a double feature and reviewing both Outlander and Game of Thrones. In this episode, we’re recapping Outlander, The Reckoning (as it premiered a week before GOT). Join as we jerk our knees and parse that scene that didn’t have to exist, you know the one.

But first, as usual, we ease y’all into the episode with some late Sleepy Hollow and Game of Thrones news.

Enjoy!

Here’s what you missed last time around:

Sleepy Hollow – Tempus Fugit
Join FatPinkCast as we go back in time to remember when Sleepy Hollow was pretty darn good.

What’s next:

THRONELANDER – Game of Thrones – The Wars to Come, Outlander – The Devil’s Mark
It’s a double feature with a double dose of women in terrible situations.

As always, you can always catch us on our tumblr or on itunes under FatPinkCast!

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Join FatPinkCast as we go back in time to remember when Sleepy Hollow was pretty darn good.  It might be our last trip on the S.S. Ichabbie…

In this podcast, we talk about the series—cough—season finale of Sleepy Hollow. We follow the Leftenant Nicole Awesome Beharie on her adventures in the 70’s…(the 1770s),  Marvel as she meets up with alternate universe Ichabod—complete with pilgrim hat.  Observe awkwardly as Ben Franklin calls her a dream boat and squeal when she meets Granny Grace.   This is why Irving wasn’t going “If you want him, you can buy him on eBay.”

Here’s what you missed last time around:

Sleepy Hollow- Awakening
Katrina makes some questionable decisions.  Abbie and Ichabod go to Home Depot…

What’s next:

Is Game of Thrones back yet?  Will it be sad?   Will Sleepy Hollow be renewed?   Tell us what youd like us to cover next!?

As always, you can always catch us on our tumblr or on itunes under FatPinkCast!

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Relive the first half of Sleepy Hollow’s epic season finale with the grumpiest ship captains on the salty fandom seas! Find out why we think Sleepy Hollow, Scandal and HTGAWM take place in the same universe and what we think Crane’s favourite films would be. Listen as we beg for webisodes (and Daniel Henney) and figure that maybe Abbie’s Arbor Day comment was simply just a joke that we didn’t get.

Here’s what you missed last time around:

Sleepy Hollow – What Lies Beneath
Sleepy Hollow introduces a really interesting plot point and blows it up.

What’s next:

Sleepy Hollow – Tempus Fugit
We’re back in business! It’s our final recap of the season and hopefully it won’t be the last.

As always, you can always catch us on our tumblr or on itunes under FatPinkCast!

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