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What is dead may never die, but sometimes GarageBand eats your podcast about the gratuitous rape scene and you skip an episode.     This episode is negatory on the fat pink mast, but have some boob activated poison and thirsty Daario for your troubles.   Meanwhile, old people talk about how old they are and Cersei gets put away.  Marinate in the fall out as we discuss episode 7, of Season 5 of Game of Thrones, where the night is dark and full of dudebros.

 

Here’s what you missed last time around:
THRONELANDER –  Kill the Boy GOT 5.05 + The Search OUT 1.14

Kill the cliche, and let the man be born.  We play crabs in a bucket and wonder about book Daario’s man drapes.    Also, Outlander quickly disintegrates from awesome lady tag team travel to a whole lotta boogie woogie.

Next Time:  

Thronelander – Mega Edition!   We recap Unbent Unbowed Unbroken, Hardhome, the Outlander two part finale, and talk about BookCon!

 

As always, you can always catch us on our tumblr or on itunes under FatPinkCast!

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Kill the cliche, and let the man be born! Stay tuned as we play crabs in a bucket thanks to some Nymeria-related news, because hey, when you consider making a character black, it’s just as good as actually casting a black actress in the role. Of course this logic works perfectly in the Game of Thrones universe where you don’t have to remove your clothes, but you’re going to choose to anyway because boobs. Speaking of removing clothing, hey Daario, do the curtains match the draps?

Also, Outlander goes full Ringling Brothers Circus at 57 minutes!

Here’s what you missed last time around:
THRONELANDER – Sons of the Harpy (GOT 5.04) and The Watch (OUT 1.13)

Next Time:

THRONELANDER – Unbowed Unbent Unbroken (GOT 5.06) and Wentworth Prison (OUT 1.15)

As always, you can always catch us on our tumblr or on itunes under FatPinkCast!

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Hello, it’s called Sunspear.   Welcome to the show’s version of Dorne where all anyone likes to do is fight, fornicate, and come up with bad plans while sporting nipples on a breastplate.    Speaking of nipples, Melisandre’s got some and she’s gonna waggle them in Jon Snow’s face.   Meanwhile, D&D continue to keep Loras a gay caricature. Oh, and it turns out Rhaegar was one of those guys…

Following Game of Thrones, we recap Outlander at the 1:00 hour mark!   Watch while Jamie unconvincingly lies that he is own cousin and Claire makes babies happen–for others.

Here’s what you missed last time around:
THRONELANDER – High Sparrow (GOT 5.03) and Lallybroch (OUT 1.12)

Still hasn’t been released yet due to technical difficulties, bear with us!

Next Time:

THRONELANDER – Kill the Boy (GOT 5.05) and The Search (OUT 1.14)

As always, you can always catch us on our tumblr or on itunes under FatPinkCast!

All right friends, Game of Thrones returns with more man-butt than ever previously featured, and Fat Pink Cast chimes in with a dual review of the first episode of the show and the next episode of Outlander!

On Game of Thrones we debate your dying questions like where all the poop goes, how long it took Dany to give the dragons names, and how joining a cult can do wonders for your hair.

But wait, there’s more! Stick around for our review/recap of Outlander where we compare and contrast Jaime Fraser vs. Jon Snow’s kitty kissin’ play.

Here’s what you missed last time around:

Outlander- The Reckoning
Join as we jerk our knees and parse that scene that didn’t have to exist, you know the one.

What’s next:

THRONELANDER – The House of Black and White (GOT 5.02) and The Devil’s Mark (OUT 1.11)

As always, you can always catch us on our tumblr or on itunes under FatPinkCast!

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FPC is back (a little bit late, just like spring)!

We’ll be doing  a double feature and reviewing both Outlander and Game of Thrones. In this episode, we’re recapping Outlander, The Reckoning (as it premiered a week before GOT). Join as we jerk our knees and parse that scene that didn’t have to exist, you know the one.

But first, as usual, we ease y’all into the episode with some late Sleepy Hollow and Game of Thrones news.

Enjoy!

Here’s what you missed last time around:

Sleepy Hollow – Tempus Fugit
Join FatPinkCast as we go back in time to remember when Sleepy Hollow was pretty darn good.

What’s next:

THRONELANDER – Game of Thrones – The Wars to Come, Outlander – The Devil’s Mark
It’s a double feature with a double dose of women in terrible situations.

As always, you can always catch us on our tumblr or on itunes under FatPinkCast!

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